Strange Things

The Ugliest Jacket Ever

erratic_prophet | 24 July, 2006 11:35

During my search for vacation wear, I stumbled upon something so shockingly awful that it nearly brought me to my knees. Luckily, I had been sitting or collapse would've been imminent. It's so horrifying that I can't even put the picture up on my blog. I couldn't bear to see it each time-- maybe once a week or so-- that I come here. Without further ado, I give you...

The World's Ugliest Jacket EVER

More Random Fun (Or Not) Stuff

erratic_prophet | 19 July, 2006 18:50

Because putting together a post is too much work..

Been hitting the library a lot lately. Trying to catch up on books and movies. Fell in love with all of the pretty people in House of Flying Daggers. So pretty.
Been working on getting a decent faux glow with various self tanners. Finally settled on Banana Boat's Every Day Glow. It's very realistic looking.

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Pocket Change

erratic_prophet | 18 July, 2006 09:29

At the end of one shift and the start of mine, yesterday..

Coworker: "Oh! I almost forgot to tell you... The register might be short or over because of a deposit gone wrong."

Me: "What happened?"

Coworker: "Well, someone made this big payment and you know we can't have too much money in the register so I went to drop it off in the back. Only I was told I did it wrong. But it can't be because I followed procedure in the book!"

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CK Dior

erratic_prophet | 09 July, 2006 13:14

Overheard, of course, at work...

Frangrance Coworker: "This is our new fragrance, Miss Dior Cherie.."

Customer: "Who makes it?"

Sarcastic Coworker: "Calvin Klein."

I swear that my coworkers are the only reason I stay somewhat sane...and very amused.

Patron Saint Oprah

erratic_prophet | 07 July, 2006 13:37

So I haven't written in quite some time, have I? I've been busy, yes. Always. I'm training yet another new coworker in my department. Why do I get the feeling that I'll outlast him? Yes, you read right. Him. A man actually infiltrated our ranks. He'll be the second male in the whole jewelry/fragrance/cosmetics section. (The other one is an ass who I refuse to speak to anymore because he is the assiest ass in the east.)

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